Believe it or not, I have always wanted to be a rock star. My friend Terry lived the rock star life for a little bit and he gave me the bug. Before that, I had dreams of stardom while hanging out with my friend Jon and Dave. Needless to say, even though they went on to have a little bit of fame, I never went anywhere.
Here is a video from a school talent show a few years back. It might serve as evidence as to why I never made it as a rock star. And, in case you couldn't tell, I'm the dashingly handsome one in the green shirt and awesome hat.